BIOS!

Name: Gabe
DOB: 01.31.1980
1st Appearance: Shrimp Chips #1 - Meet Gabe...

Sarcastic and cynical, Gabe can be foolish, sometimes even naive, but he is not stupid. It is easy to describe Gabe as childlike. He does not know his own strength, and this fact combined with his sometimes short temper is usually a recipe for trouble. Gabe is known to conversationally swear, and at times can be extremely offensive, he does not mean to be... he just doesn't know any better. Gabe is an avid Red Sox and Bruins fan and is known to casually wear shirts and hats for both teams often. Gabe is a dedicated fan of Comic Books and Star Wars, and likes to refrence them as often as possible. Gabe is an artist, he has a webcomic which has never been seen although it is presumed to be the same webcomic which you are currently reading.

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Name: Lando
DOB: 31 BBY
1st Appearance: Awesometown #2 - Give A Little Whistle!

Lando Calrissian is a character in the fictional Star Wars universe. He was a former smuggler and friend of Han Solo, who has a fondness for Colt 45 brand malt liquor and the ladies... and is now somehow Gabe's Conscience. Presumably after losing the Millennium Falcon to Han in a game of sabacc and later winning the job of Baron Administrator of the floating Cloud City on the planet of Bespin, Gabe's imagination ran wild and chose Lando to be his conscience.

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Name: Joe
DOB: 09.17.1981
1st Appearance: Awesometown #3 - Olde Time Hockey!

Joe is a longtime friend of Gabe's who may or may not be Russian... actually he most likely isn't Russian, but he does sort of look Russian... and he does like Hockey, he does not however wear a fuzzy hat. Joe is obsessed with 80's pop culture, and Star Wars, which provides for quite a bit of banter between him and Gabe. Joe is a huge fan of Pink Floyd and Journey, he would also pay up to $200 to see Faith No More in concert... even though this is very unlikely. He doesn't like eggs or things made with eggs, even though he is not fully aware of all the foods he does like which have eggs in them... like cake. Joe may not be trustworthy around office supply cabinets of paper.

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Name: Chase
DOB: 10.04.1986
1st Appearance: Awesometown #4 - Cut To The Chase!

Chase is the mellow yet excitable emo kid, who just happens to be Awesometowns biggest fan... oddly enough. Chase is quite a bit younger than Gabe and is usually harrassed because of this fact, or because he has never heard of any of the music or movies which Gabe is talking about. Like Gabe, Chase has a webcomic, which although Gabe says it's bullshit is quite popular online.